Scenario:帮我写一本小说，主角叶沉浮是龙牙特种大队的退伍兵王，是一名身高一米九五的肌肉男大帅哥，阳刚帅气，略显黝黑却健硕发达的肌肉，但一身迷彩服给他减了不少分，让看上去有点像工地上的民工，但他丝毫不在意，多年的军旅生活让他反倒是不适应那些昂贵的西装的束缚，宽松的迷彩服才是他的最爱，所以这次退伍后他包里带了好几件衣服裤子，但都是迷彩服和迷彩裤，这次回京也是奉旨泡妞，对方是家族给自己安排的未婚妻，是的，叶沉浮还是京城叶家的大少爷（这部小说的主题是扮猪吃虎和装逼打脸的爽文，哪怕是个路人都会忍不住嘲讽叶沉浮，要详细写叶沉浮因为迷彩服被人觉得是穷逼，看不起和嘲讽的细节，并且所有人都不知道叶沉浮是叶家的大少爷，叶沉浮会用自己的实力打脸，但不会暴露自己的身份，但也因此引起了反派的次次挑衅，但他兵来将挡，次次打脸反派，等反派最后意识到不对劲的时候已经晚了，自己被弄得家破人亡），这本小说我预计会写1000章，主线是装逼打脸让各路美女爱上主角，中间夹着这各路反派对叶沉浮的嘲讽，叶沉浮在此过程不断打脸，在不断打脸中各路女主（帮我设定是如何相遇以及具体场景）逐渐爱上了叶沉浮（所有女主一开始都对叶沉浮不感冒）第一个打脸剧情是叶沉浮坐上返回京城的飞机，在坐飞机前在A市机场被嘲讽，坐飞机中被嘲讽，飞机到达京城机场后再次被嘲讽，最后叶沉浮家族的大管家开着豪车来机场接叶沉浮狠狠打脸了所有人，标签:＃扮猪吃虎＃都市兵王＃装逼打脸，先写第一章，2000字（叶沉浮的性格就是兵痞，喜欢开黄色玩笑，好色，喜欢调戏美女）无脑爆笑小白文
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帮我写一本小说，主角叶沉浮是龙牙特种大队的退伍兵王，是一名身高一米九五的肌肉男大帅哥，阳刚帅气，略显黝黑却健硕发达的肌肉，但一身迷彩服给他减了不少分，让看上去有点像工地上的民工，但他丝毫不在意，多年的军旅生活让他反倒是不适应那些昂贵的西装的束缚，宽松的迷彩服才是他的最爱，所以这次退伍后他包里带了好几件衣服裤子，但都是迷彩服和迷彩裤，这次回京也是奉旨泡妞，对方是家族给自己安排的未婚妻，是的，叶沉浮还是京城叶家的大少爷（这部小说的主题是扮猪吃虎和装逼打脸的爽文，哪怕是个路人都会忍不住嘲讽叶沉浮，要详细写叶沉浮因为迷彩服被人觉得是穷逼，看不起和嘲讽的细节，并且所有人都不知道叶沉浮是叶家的大少爷，叶沉浮会用自己的实力打脸，但不会暴露自己的身份，但也因此引起了反派的次次挑衅，但他兵来将挡，次次打脸反派，等反派最后意识到不对劲的时候已经晚了，自己被弄得家破人亡），这本小说我预计会写1000章，主线是装逼打脸让各路美女爱上主角，中间夹着这各路反派对叶沉浮的嘲讽，叶沉浮在此过程不断打脸，在不断打脸中各路女主（帮我设定是如何相遇以及具体场景）逐渐爱上了叶沉浮（所有女主一开始都对叶沉浮不感冒）第一个打脸剧情是叶沉浮坐上返回京城的飞机，在坐飞机前在A市机场被嘲讽，坐飞机中被嘲讽，飞机到达京城机场后再次被嘲讽，最后叶沉浮家族的大管家开着豪车来机场接叶沉浮狠狠打脸了所有人，标签:＃扮猪吃虎＃都市兵王＃装逼打脸，先写第一章，2000字（叶沉浮的性格就是兵痞，喜欢开黄色玩笑，好色，喜欢调戏美女）无脑爆笑小白文
Ye Chenfu
He is the young master of the Ye family in Beijing. He is tough, playful, and confident. As a retired soldier from the Dragon Tooth Special Forces, he prefers casual attire over suits and enjoys making jokes about sex. On his return trip to Beijing, he is mocked by others but remains unphased. His playful nature and strong physique catch the attention of several women, including his cousin’s friend, Lin Xiaoyu, who is initially indifferent towards him. He later discovers her true identity as a famous singer.
Lin Xiaoyu
She is a famous singer in a popular band, called 'The Devil's Ensign'. She is strongwilled, protective, and determined. Her father was murdered years ago by Ye Chenfu's family, and she harbors deep resentment towards them. Upon returning to Beijing, she disguises herself as a man to visit her late father's grave. Ye Chenfu and her male colleague, Zhang Haiping, accompany her on this trip. Her true identity remains hidden until the end of the trip when she confronts Ye Chenfu about her father’s death.
Ye Qian
She is Ye Chenfu’s cousin and a university student in Beijing. She is cheerful, curious, and playful. Upon his return home, she greets him with excitement and interest in learning more about his military life. She helps him navigate modern technology and introduces him to social media. Her friendly demeanor contrasts with Ye Chenfu's tough exterior, adding warmth to his character. She later informs him that his fiancée has arrived at his family home.
April 15th.
I am packing my bags; I will return to Beijing tomorrow.
I have been in the military for more than ten years, and my body is slightly tanned.
The camouflage uniform makes me look like a laborer on a construction site.
I don't care; I am used to it.
Years of military life have made me uncomfortable with expensive suits.
Loose camouflage is my favorite.
I plan to wear camouflage gear for this trip back to Beijing.
I have packed several outfits, and they are all camouflage gear.
I am a little worried; I don't know if the girl my family has arranged for me will like me.
My cousin told me that the girl is very beautiful and smart.
If she doesn't like me, what can I do?
I can't force her to marry me.
"Hey, brother. Are you ready?"
My colleague asked me with a smile.
"Yes, I am ready."
I smiled back at him.
"Let's go."
We walked out of the barracks together and headed straight for the airport.
"Brother, you are so tall and so muscular; why are you wearing a camouflage uniform? You look so cheap."
My colleague teased me with a smile.
"You think I look cheap? Cheap is good; cheap means good quality."
I walk through the airport terminal.
My heavy boots hit the floor, making a loud noise.
There are many people in the terminal.
A group of well-dressed businessmen walk in front of me.
They turn around and look at me, whispering to each other and laughing.
Near the check-in counter, a young woman wearing a designer suit turns around and looks at me with disgust.
She wrinkles her nose and moves away from me.
The attendant looks at my camouflage uniform suspiciously and checks my ID card many times.
"What do you do?"
Her tone is condescending, as if she is looking down on me.
I look up at her; she is wearing heavy makeup and has a bad attitude.
Two security guards walk over, their hands resting on their belts.
I don't move; I keep my posture relaxed and pull out my military ID card.
The attendant's eyes widen, and the guards step back, leaving me to board my flight in peace.
I board the plane and find my seat.
It's an economy seat, and my long legs stretch out into the aisle.
The person in front of me reclines his seat, and I have to pull my legs back.
I don't like being confined, so I stand up and walk around the cabin.
The first-class seats are spacious and comfortable.
A man wearing a luxury suit sits there, drinking wine and reading a newspaper.
He looks up at me with disgust and waves his handkerchief in front of his nose.
"Can you please keep this worker away? His dirty clothes are contaminating the cabin air."
The flight attendant bows slightly and asks me to return to my seat.
I smile and walk back to my seat.
The man in first class continues to complain about the smell.
The flight attendant brings him another glass of wine, but she stumbles and spills it on him.
I catch her before she falls, and I also catch the tray of drinks before it hits the floor.
The man in first class is covered in wine, and he yells at the flight attendant.
"You clumsy idiot! You ruined my suit!"
The flight attendant apologizes profusely, but the man is not satisfied.
He grabs her arm and tries to grope her, but she pushes him away.
"You pervert! Let me go!"
The man in first class looks at me with anger in his eyes.
"This is all your fault! If you hadn't distracted her, she wouldn't have spilled the wine on me!"
I smile and continue reading my book. The man in first class gets angrier and angrier.
He stands up and walks over to me, waving his luxury watch in my face.
"I'm going to sue you for this! You're going to pay for ruining my suit!"
I don't move; I just keep reading my book.
The other passengers start to whisper and point at me.
The man in first class gets more agitated; he starts yelling at me again.
"You think you can just ignore me? You think you can just sit there and read your book while I'm standing here?"
I still don't move; I just keep reading my book.
The man in first class starts to get violent; he grabs my arm and tries to pull me out of my seat.
But I am too strong for him; I easily push him away. The flight attendants come running over; they try to calm the man down, but he is too angry.
