MidReal Story

The Boytaurs Museum

Anonymous

Feb 4
Scenario:The Boytaurs Museum at our all-male men’s collegeboasts the world‘s most comprehensive collection of statuary depicting boytaurs, young men with a frontal as well as a hind pair of human legs, and four bare feet.
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The Boytaurs Museum at our all-male men’s collegeboasts the world‘s most comprehensive collection of statuary depicting boytaurs, young men with a frontal as well as a hind pair of human legs, and four bare feet.
I sat on my customary bench in the Boytaurs Museum, staring in customary fashion at the marble statue of the customary boytaur, a young man with a frontal as well as a hind pair of human legs, and four bare feet.
The statue sat on its usual pedestal, and the pedestal sat on its usual plush blue velvet pedestal-cover.
Everything was as it should be in this tiny universe, and yet everything felt far from right.
"Hey, Eugene," a deep voice rumbled behind me.
"Only you would come to a museum on a Saturday afternoon."
I sighed and stood up to watch Marcus Flynn come toward me.
He was my roommate, and the handsomest man I’d ever seen.
He had no idea I thought he was handsome, or that indeed I thought him the handsomest man I’d ever seen.
He grinned, expecting me to grin back.
He was oblivious to the fact I secretly admired him, had secretly admired him since we’d met on freshman orientation day at this all-male men’s college.
"I wish you wouldn’t tease me about that, Marcus," I said.
"Why not? What’re you doing here? Didn’t you have a date last night? With that girl from the women’s liberal arts college?"
I sat back down on the bench.
"No. Why would you say that?"
"Because you look so down."
"I just …"
I gestured toward the statue.
The Boytaurs Museum