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The Adventures of Chuck The Nerd
Scenario:News: Vicki's food fight
A red femme Fatale Vicki, who has had pretty much every crime imaginable committed, segues assault on House Oasis. Heroes, an orange geek Shen, a green ogre Shrek, an orange fat nerd Carl, a pink starfish Pat, a blue hexapus Squid, a red crab Crusty, a tiger Tigg Tiggman, an orange nerd toddler Chuck and a pig Piggy, try to keep her away using ketchup, pickles and potatoes
Health: bubble trouble
A yellow tang sees a lot of junk and uses bubbles to float them away. The bubbles have to be compatible with the size of the crap
Food: feeder frenzy
Burger contest at All Burger (which is a mix of Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy's and Whataburger) where Pat and a red mermaid Aria are participating. Hey! Don't eat the poison or the fish bones! If a portrait of Squid is put on the table, swipe it away. It makes him scream everytime. Pretty funny
Crime: Squid's picture panic
Squid's beloved pictures have been stolen, probably by a scammer or a Twitter meme account, so he has to get them back by flying through the air whilst avoiding bees, wasps, birds and various sky vehicles
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Shen
He is an orange geek living in a house with various animals. He is observant, cautious, and protective. He notices Vicki's crimes and helps capture her with other animals. He also participates in a burger contest with Pat. When Pat's picture is stolen, he and other animals try to retrieve it from a suspected scammer.
Aria
She is a red mermaid living in the same house as Shen and Pat. She is playful, determined, and competitive. Aria participates in the burger contest with Shen and Pat, winning first prize. When Pat's picture is stolen, she helps search for it alongside the other animals.
Pat
He is a blue hexapus living in the same house as Shen. He is adventurous, humorous, and brave. He participates in a burger contest with Shen and wins a prize. His picture is then stolen, leading to a frantic search by the house animals to retrieve it from the scammer.
Vicki was pretty much the queen of crime.
She had committed every crime imaginable, and I had lost count as to how many times she had committed assault, vandalism, jaywalking, and even driving under the influence.
Now it seemed like she had added another crime to her list: food fight.
This time, it was at All Burger, a restaurant that was a mix of Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy's, and Whataburger.
I knew that because I had counted the four different menus on their board.
She had thrown ketchup at someone else and started a huge fight.
I was lucky enough to see her from afar, so I knew where she was heading next.
"Hey guys! Vicki is coming this way!"
I warned the others.
"Then we should prepare something for her," said Pat in his blue hexapus suit.
"What about pickles?"
I asked.
"Sounds good to me. But we should also bring some potatoes. We can use them as projectiles."
"Agreed," said Carl, the orange fat nerd.
"And don't forget to bring some trash bags," said Shrek, the green ogre.
"Okay, got it. We'll bring some trash bags so that we can clean up the bubbles afterwards."
"Hey! Don't forget me!"
said Chuck, the orange nerd toddler.
"I'm coming too! I wanna throw potatoes at Vicki!"
"Okay, okay. But make sure you stay behind us for your safety," I said.
We were all ready with our respective weapons when we saw her coming towards us.
I watch Carl fumble with the trash bag as Vicki approaches.
She's wearing a red wig, and her eyes are gleaming with mischief.
She's carrying what looks like leftover burgers from All Burger, probably her ammunition.
The rest of us spread out across the front yard, forming a loose semicircle with our pickles and potatoes at the ready.
Pat positions himself behind a garden gnome, while I crouch near the mailbox.
Shrek gives Carl some last-minute instructions on how to use the trash bag to catch any food Vicki throws our way.
Carl nods nervously, stretching the bag between his hands like a net.
Vicki stops a few feet away, grinning wildly.
"You guys really think you can stop me with pickles and potatoes?" she taunts, her voice dripping with amusement.
Pat steps forward, his tone steady, "We're not here to stop you, Vicki; we're here to show you there's another way."
I watch as Vicki's mocking smile slowly morphs into a sneer.
She reaches into her bag and pulls out something wrapped in yellow paper.
It's a greasy burger, probably from All Burger.
Pat remains steady behind the gnome, his tentacles gripping the pickle tightly.
The air is thick with anticipation.
Vicki draws her arm back, her eyes locked on Pat.
In one fluid motion, she launches the burger straight at Pat's head.
Time seems to slow down as we all watch the trajectory of the burger.
Pat moves smoothly to the left, dodging the burger with ease.
It hits the garden wall behind him with a splat, leaving a greasy stain on the brick.
Without missing a beat, Pat's tentacle snaps forward, sending the pickle flying through the air.