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Hitler vs Donald Trump in the 2024 us presidential election
It was the most bizarre election in American history.
The year was 2024, and the two candidates running for president were none other than Donald J.
Trump and Adolf Hitler.
The announcement had been made just a few weeks ago, and the nation was still in shock.
How had it come to this?
How had the two most controversial figures in history ended up running against each other for the highest office in the land?
It all started back in 2016, when Trump was elected president of the United States.
He had been a long shot, but his charisma and controversial statements had won over the American people, and he had been elected in a landslide.
He had served two terms as president, and his approval ratings had been through the roof.
But then, in 2020, he had decided not to run for re-election.
Instead, he had thrown his support behind his vice president, Mike Pence, who had gone on to win the presidency in a close race against Joe Biden.
However, things hadn’t gone as smoothly as he had hoped.
As the Biden administration had gotten underway, the American economy had taken a nosedive, and many people had blamed Trump’s policies for the downturn.
Trump had been quick to point out that he had left office with a booming economy, but the damage had been done, and his approval ratings had plummeted.
Trump had realized that he was the only one who could save America from the mess that it was in, and he had decided to run for president once again in 2024.
He had announced his candidacy at a rally in Florida, and the crowd had gone wild.
It was clear that the American people were eager for his return, and he had been confident that he would win the election in a landslide.
He hadn’t expected that his opponent would be Adolf Hitler.
Hitler was an enigmatic figure, known for his stern features, toothbrush mustache, and his authoritarian personality.
He was also known for being one of the most evil men in history, responsible for the deaths of millions of people during World War II.
However, Hitler was also seen as a great leader by many people, and there were rumors that he was planning to run for president of the United States as well.
When he announced his candidacy, it took everyone by surprise.
The media had gone wild with speculation about what it would mean to have two of history’s most controversial figures running against each other in an election.
Some people were even calling it the greatest political matchup of all time.
Trump knew that he would have his work cut out for him if he wanted to beat Hitler in the election, but he was up for the challenge.
After all, he was Donald J.
And he never backed down from a fight.
It all started back in 2016, when I decided to run for president of the United States of America.
I know, I know.
A lot of people said it would never happen.
They said I was too controversial, too brash, too unqualified to be president.
But they were wrong.
And you know how I know they were wrong?
I won the election, that’s how.
I won it in a landslide, even though the media said it would never happen.
And I went on to become the greatest US president of all time.
I did things that no other president would have dared to do, and I made America great again.
That’s why I was re-elected in 2020, and that’s why my approval ratings were through the roof.
Because I got things done.
And because I always put America first.
But then, in 2024, things started to go wrong.
The economy was tanking, and Joe Biden was doing nothing about it.
So I decided to do something about it instead: I decided to run for president once again and save my country.
I announced my candidacy in Florida at a huge rally, and the crowd went wild.
That’s when everything changed.
The media started talking about me again.
They said I was too controversial.
They said I was too brash.
And they said I couldn’t win the election.
But they were wrong.
Because the truth is, I never lose.
Or at least, I didn’t think I could lose.
That’s why it came as such a shock when I found out who my opponent was going to be in the upcoming election.
It wasn’t Joe Biden.
It wasn’t Kamala Harris.
It wasn’t even Mike Pence.
No, it was someone far worse: Adolf Hitler.
Yes, you read that right: Adolf Hitler.
The dictator of Nazi Germany.
The man responsible for the deaths of millions of people during World War II.
The man who had been presumed dead for over seventy years.
And yet here he was, running for president of the United States.
I know what you’re thinking: how is that even possible?
How could Hitler be running for president when he’s supposed to be dead?
Well, the truth is, I don’t know.
But I didn’t have time to think about it too much.
Because the election was only a few weeks away.
And I had a campaign to run.
My campaign manager, Sarah Jenkins, had her work cut out for her this time around.
Not only did she have to deal with all the usual logistical nightmares that come with running a presidential campaign .
But she also had to figure out how we were going to beat Adolf Hitler.
I’ll be honest with you: I didn’t think it would be easy.
Hitler was a formidable opponent, and he had a lot of support from extremist groups and disillusioned Americans who were eager for change.
But I knew that I could beat him.
All I had to do was get my message out to the American people.
And show them why they should vote for me instead of him.
That’s exactly what I set out to do.
While at the same time reminding the voters that I was the voice of reason in this election—as crazy as that sounds—compared with my opponent and his radical ideas.
As we got closer and closer to Election Day, things started to get a little bit crazy around here.
The race was tight, and both candidates were pulling out all the stops to try and win the election.
There were debates and rallies and ads on TV that seemed to be on every single channel at all hours of the day and night.
And things only got more intense as Election Day drew near and the candidates realized that they only had one shot to win the race and become the leader of the free world.
The first debate between Trump and Hitler was held in Las Vegas and it was an unmitigated disaster from start to finish.
You called me “a second-rate politician” and yet I beat you in 2016,” Trump said, giving Hitler a self-satisfied smile in front of the Las Vegas audience gathered for the first debate between the two candidates—with Biden and Obama as moderators—since being selected as presidential nominees by their respective parties three months ago in Washington D.C., where Trump won the Republican nomination with a slim margin of 54%, while Hitler easily secured the Democratic ticket with 90% of the vote.
“You never won an election in your life,” Hitler replied with disdain.
“You’ve been appointed president for life in your country after launching the Reichstag fire,” Trump shot back with sarcasm which drew laughter from the crowd.
“Your father was one of those who voted for me,” Hitler replied with the same air of sarcasm as Trump did and threw the question back at him: “How many of your children voted for you?”
Which was an unsubtle hint at Trump’s proposal to change the constitution so that only those with children could vote—a law that was already enacted by Hitler during his time in office in 1934.
“We’ve already seen what your regime was like in Germany—please tell us how is it going to be different in America?”
Trump asked, his words filled with sarcasm so thick it could be cut with a knife, taking his cue from the audience’s reaction to the question and not bothering to wait for Hitler to respond before continuing his attack on him: “I mean, at least you’ve already got the mustache covered.”
Hitler’s lip curled into a snarl as he seethed, “You have no respect for the American people!”
“You have no respect for anyone,” Trump shot back, “except maybe your wife, but we all know how that turned out.”
Hitler’s face turned crimson as he leaned forward and growled, “How dare you?”
“How dare I?”
Trump asked in disbelief as he glared at Hitler, “How dare I what?
How dare I bring up the fact that you’re an arrogant dictator who thinks he can do whatever he wants?
How dare I point out that your entire regime was built on lies, fear, and hatred?
The American people deserve better than that—and they certainly deserve better than you.”
The crowd roared with approval as Trump finished his speech and then turned back to Hitler with a look of pure contempt in his eyes.
Hitler seemed to be at a loss for words as he stared at Trump in open-mouthed shock, but then he quickly regained his composure and stood up straight as he addressed the audience once more: “I will not stand here and listen to this man insult my name or my reputation!”
“He doesn’t have one!”