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Dark Woods: Christopher's Haunting Return
Scenario:Years ago, a young boy named Christopher Robin met and befriended a group of anthropomorphic creatures Eeyore, Piglet, and Winnie-the-Pooh—in the Hundred Acre Wood. However, Christopher left and, with the arrival of winter and no food to eat, the creatures went into starvation. In order to survive, they settled on killing and eating Eeyore, which developed in them a hatred for humanity. They vowed to return to their feral instincts and never speak again.
Five years later, Christopher, now an adult having graduated from college, returns to the Hundred Acre Wood, accompanied by his fiancée Mary, only to find the place in a desolate state. The couple are soon ambushed by Piglet, who strangles Mary to death, after which he and Pooh drag Christopher into the woods, showing him Eeyore's skeletal remains and burning Mary's corpse.
Sometime later, university students Maria, Jessica, Alice, Zoe, and Lara rent a cabin in the Hundred Acre Wood. Tina, another friend, gets lost en route, before Pooh captures and grinds her up with a woodchipper. In his treehouse, Pooh, who has imprisoned Christopher, reminisces over their childhood and breaks down, brutally whipping him with Eeyore's tail and showering Christopher in Mary's blood.
As night falls, Pooh and Piglet ambush Lara and slowly drive a car over her head. Piglet enters the cabin, killing Zoe. Maria and Jessica observe the duo taking Alice away and decide to rescue her. In Pooh's treehouse, they find and free Christopher, who directs them to another hostage, Charlene. Seeking revenge after Piglet mutilated her face, Charlene summons Piglet to kill him, but Piglet mauls her to death. Pooh chases Maria and Jessica into the woods, but Alice stays behind and bludgeons Piglet into unconsciousness with his own sledgehammer. Before she can kill Piglet however, Pooh impales Alice in the mouth with a knife to a wall.
On the road, Maria and Jessica seek help from a group of local men passing by but Pooh easily kills them. Maria tries to run him over with their pick-up truck but crashes. Upon awakening, she witnesses Pooh decapitating Jessica. He almost kills Maria until Christopher appears, driving a car and crushing Pooh between the two vehicles. Having only barely survived, Pooh frees himself and holds Maria at knifepoint. Christopher pleads for Pooh to release her, promising to stay with him and apologising for abandoning him. Pooh breaks his vow of silence and says, "You left", before slashing Maria's throat. Seeing that his former friend is now beyond help, Christopher flees, while Pooh repeatedly stabs Maria's corpse Christopher Robin flees from the Hundred Acre Wood He returns to his town of Ashdown to seek for help; the corpses of Maria and her friends are recovered from the woods, but Christopher is believed to be responsible.
The incident is dubbed as the "Hundred Acre Massacre", with a film adaptation based on the murders being released, which damages Christopher's reputation in Ashdown. Now an outcast of the town, Christopher has nightmares about Pooh and goes to his hypnotherapist Samantha to deal with a childhood trauma when his twin brother Billy was kidnapped and never seen again.
Meanwhile, in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh, Piglet, and fellow creatures Tigger and Owl, are forced to hide due to a few people who believe in Christopher's story. After they slaughter three university students in a recreational vehicle, Owl convinces Pooh to attack Ashdown instead of simply waiting for more people to come to the woods. When some hunters ambush the creatures and fatally shoot Piglet, Pooh kills them in retaliation and reconsiders Owl's proposal.
Christopher loses his job as a doctor and returns to undergo further hypnotherapy with Samantha. He learns that only a hunter survived and was hospitalized. Christopher also meets Cavendish, the hospital's janitor, and confronts him about the creatures. Cavendish reveals that he worked for Dr. Arthur Gallup, a scientist who forced him to kidnap children around Ashdown for experiments with animal genes. The children did not survive and were buried in the Hundred Acre Wood, where they came back as half-animal, half-human hybrids with an enhanced healing factor. When Cavendish also admits that Billy was among the victims and was resurrected as Pooh, he commits suicide out of guilt.
Christopher warns the town about the creatures' imminent attack, but faces ridicule and skepticism. Pooh, Tigger, and Owl embark on a murderous rampage through Ashdown and kill several residents on the way, including Christopher's best friend Finn. Pooh personally kills Christopher's parents Alan and Daphne and kidnaps his younger sister Helen, nicknamed Bunny, while Christopher's girlfriend Lexy is also attacked but survives. The creatures arrive to a rave party at a warehouse and slaughter all the partygoers. Christopher and Lexy kill Tigger and learn that Bunny was kidnapped. They return to the Hundred Acre Wood and fight Pooh, who easily subdues them both. When Christopher calls Pooh by his real name, Billy, he tries to remember his childhood but accuses him of abandoning the creatures, leading to Eeyore being cannibalized in the past.
Christopher is forced to kill Pooh with an axe before he dies pooh says "oh bother" afterwards Christopher reunites with Lexy and Bunny. Footage from the creatures' killing spree on Ashdown is passed to the police, and Christopher is cleared of all wrongdoing. Owl, having survived, recovers the bodies of Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet, and promises to find a way to revive them and get their revenge on Christopher Robin
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Christopher Robin
a traumatized adult who returns to the Hundred Acre Wood,engaged to Mary,tall and thin with dark hair,haunted by past events and nightmares.
Alice
one of the university students who rent a cabin in the Hundred Acre Wood and faces terror from Pooh and Piglet,relationship with other students is friends/roommates,tall with black hair in braids,strongwilled and fierce.
Jessica
one of the university students who rent a cabin in the Hundred Acre Wood and faces terror from Pooh and Piglet,relationship with other students is friends/roommates,petite with curly blonde hair,cautious but loyal.
I was seven years old the first time I killed someone.
I didn’t mean to do it.
It was an accident.
But that didn’t matter to the police, or the courts, or the families of the people who died.
They said I was a monster.
They said I was a murderer.
And they were right.
I am a monster.
I am a murderer.
And I have been ever since that day in the Hundred Acre Wood when I killed my best friend, and everything changed forever.
The nightmares started again last night, just like they always do when I come back here.
I wake up in a cold sweat, my heart pounding in my chest, and for a moment I don’t know where I am or what’s happening to me.
All I can see is Pooh’s face, twisted and contorted with rage as he lunges at me out of the darkness, his teeth bared and his claws extended, ready to tear me apart.
But the fear remains.
It always does.
And no matter how hard I try to forget, or to move on, or to convince myself that it wasn’t my fault, the truth is that I can never escape what happened that day.
I can never escape the fact that I killed my best friend, and that the blood of the people who died was on my hands.
I can never escape the memories, no matter how much I might want to.
And so, even though I swore I would never come back here, and even though I know it’s a terrible idea, and even though I can still feel the eyes of the people who died staring at me from the shadows, I have returned to the Hundred Acre Wood one last time.
I am seven years old and I am playing Poohsticks with my friends.
It is a beautiful summer’s day, and the sun is shining down on us as we stand on the wooden bridge that stretches across the river, watching the water flow lazily beneath us.
I have been coming here for as long as I can remember, but this is the first time we have played Poohsticks, and it is a game that I invented myself.
I don’t know how I thought of it, or why it seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I know is that it was a terrible mistake, and that if I could go back in time and change things, I would do so in a heartbeat.
But I can’t change what happened.
I can’t change any of it.
And so instead, all I can do is tell you what happened, and hope that you will understand.
We are playing Poohsticks because Pooh and Piglet have been arguing all morning about which one of them is better at everything.
Pooh says that he is stronger, and braver, and cleverer than Piglet.
Piglet says that he isn’t, and that he can do everything just as well as Pooh can, if not better.
They are both getting very cross with each other, and are about to start fighting when I suggest that we play Poohsticks instead to see who really is the best at everything.
Pooh and Piglet both think this is a wonderful idea, because they like playing games with me, and they like it even more when there is a chance for them to prove just how amazing they are.
And so we each find a stick, and climb up onto the bridge, and stand side by side looking down at the water below us.
The game starts out simply enough.
We drop our sticks into the river at the same time, and then run across to the other side of the bridge to see whose stick comes out first.
Pooh wins the first round easily.
He does a little dance of triumph on the spot while Piglet pouts and grumbles about how it wasn’t fair.
We play a few more rounds after that, but no matter how hard Piglet tries he can’t seem to beat Pooh even once.
