Scenario:A 16inch dildo and a light up butt plug vs a woman with a huge vagina and butt hole
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A 16inch dildo and a light up butt plug vs a woman with a huge vagina and butt hole
John Smith
sex toy enthusiast,friends with other protagonists,short with curly hair,adventurous and humorous
Lisa Brown
woman with unique anatomy,acquaintance of John,tall with striking features,confident and resilient
Mike Jennings
fellow sex toy tester,collaborates with John,muscular build,practical and supportive
I was sitting in my office when I heard a knock on the door.
I looked up and saw a delivery guy standing there with a large box in his hands.
I wasn’t expecting any packages, so I was curious to see what was inside.
I signed for it and took it from him, then set it down on my desk and opened it up.
To my surprise, there were two sex toys inside: a 16inch dildo and a light up butt plug.
There was also a note that said: “For Testing Purposes Only.”
I had no idea who sent them to me, but I had a pretty good idea of what they were for.
I called up my friend Mike and told him to come over right away.
He asked me why, but I told him he’d have to see for himself.
He arrived at my house about an hour later and I showed him the box.
“I have no idea,” I said.
“A delivery guy knocked on my door and handed me this package.
I wasn’t expecting anything, so I signed for it and opened it up.
When I saw what was inside I was a little shocked, to say the least.”
“What do you mean?”
He walked over to my desk and looked down at the box.
I reached inside and pulled out the two toys and handed them to him.
He looked at them for a few seconds before setting them back down on the desk and folding his arms across his chest.
“If you didn’t order them, then who did?”
“I’m not sure,” I said.
“There’s a note here that says, ‘For Testing Purposes Only,’ but there’s no return address on the box, and the note isn’t signed.
I checked the shipping label, but there was nothing there either.
It’s almost as if they were sent by some secret admirer.”
Mike let out a chuckle.
“I don’t know,” I said.
“That’s why I called you over here.
I thought maybe you could help me figure it out.
Do you have any idea what it might be?”
He picked up the butt plug and examined it more closely.
“I don’t know,” he said.
“But it’s definitely not your typical sex toy.
It’s not every day that you find a butt plug that lights up like a Christmas tree.”
“Why would someone send me something like this?”
“Maybe they thought you could use some extra light in your life,” he said with a wink.
I let out a laugh.
“I’m serious,” I said.
“I want to know who sent it to me and why.”
“Have you asked anyone at work about it?”
he asked, setting the toy back down on my desk.
“Not yet,” I said.
“I’m going to check with Lisa first thing in the morning to see if she knows anything about it.”
He gave me a confused look.
“What does Lisa have to do with this?”
“Let’s just say that she has some unique anatomy,” I said, catching him up on the situation.
“She keeps her curtains closed all the time so no one knows about it, but someone must have found out and sent these toys to me so she could test them out for them.”
He looked at me with a stunned expression on his face and then burst out laughing.
I couldn’t help but laugh too.
“It’s not funny!”
I grabbed the dildo off of my desk and shook it in his direction.
“This is clearly meant for her, not for me!
Whoever sent it has the wrong address, but I don’t know what to do about it.”
“Well, we’re not going to find any answers by standing around here laughing about it,” he said.
“We need to figure out where these things came from so we can send them back.”
“All right,” I said.
“I’ll call Lisa in the morning and ask her about it.
Lisa uses the dildo and butt plug in front of me
In the meantime, we can take a look at what we’ve got here.”
He nodded and picked up the dildo from my desk, examining it more closely this time around.
As I watched, I felt a wave of embarrassment wash over me, but I couldn’t help but be intrigued by the size of the toy he was holding in his hands.
It was 16 inches long, with a shaft that was thick and veiny and an oversized head that looked like a mushroom cap.
It was seriously massive, and I couldn’t imagine how anyone would be able to fit the whole thing inside of them, but I had a feeling that Lisa would find a way to make it work somehow.
I looked down at the butt plug and saw that it was made out of the same high quality silicone material as the dildo and that it was specifically designed for anal play, with a wide base and a tapered tip that made it easy to insert into your ass.
I watched as Mike turned the dildo over in his hands and examined it from every angle, but no matter how he looked at it he couldn’t find anything that gave away its origin.
“It looks like the real deal to me,” he said.
“I can’t imagine that someone would go to the trouble of ordering something like this off of Amazon just to play a prank on you.”
“It doesn’t make any sense,” I said.
“Why would someone spend their hard-earned money on a sex toy just to send it to me for free?”
“Maybe it’s not their money they’re spending,” he said.
“Maybe they’re using stolen credit card information or something like that.”
I shook my head.
“That seems like a lot of work for something so silly.”
Mike shrugged his shoulders.
“I don’t know what to tell you,” he said.
“All I know is that I want to test these things out and see how they feel.
They look like they’re made out of some pretty high quality material, and if they’re as good as they look then I could really use them right about now.”
I gave him a skeptical look.
“You want to test them out with me?
We can take turns shoving them up our butts,” he said with a chuckle.
I let out a laugh and shook my head.
“Get your mind out of the gutter,” I said.
“I’m not talking about using them on each other.
I’m talking about using them on ourselves.
That way we can see how well they work and whether or not they’re worth keeping.”
I thought about his offer for a few seconds before ultimately deciding against it.
“I appreciate the offer, but I think I’m going to pass,” I said.
“This whole thing is just so weird and unexpected, and I want to get to the bottom of it before I do anything else.”
Mike set down the dildo and walked over to the desk, where the note was still sitting on top of the box.
He picked up the note and read through it before setting it back down and folding his arms across his chest once again.